• Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.

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notmysecret:

It’s October 1st.

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notmysecret:

It’s October 1st.

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weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

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jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

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A lap dance would be nice right now

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princ-asss:
And who says we're trying to fool people dumbass? I'd choose Alyssa over you anyday because she's beautiful inside and out. Unlike you, you pathetic lil shit

This is why she is the babe 🙌

Anonymous:
Hahahaha are you serious?? You're not fooling anyone. Lilly isn't you gf cause she'd never ever even think about dating your fat ass.

Lmao alright cool

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

(via lesbian-in-brighton)